The woes of the self conscious gorilla…..

Shaving…the baine of gentlemen everywhere. Little do you know when your a prepubescent young man, drawing on a moustache with the nearest black felt-tip ( come on…..i wasn’t the only one) that you would grow to have distain for the monotony of guillotining those reddily filled follicles.
But at least your not a metrosexual gorilla! Imagine being so fashion conscious that you felt the need to use Braun products to be clean shaven. He must need to shave every hour, minimum. The cuts after a wet shave must terrible…..
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