So this Gorilla walks into a bar…..(and other gorilla jokes!!)

Do Gorillas kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!

What do you feed a 6oo pound gorilla? …..Anything it wants!!!

What’s black dangerous and lives in a tree? …..A gorilla with a machine gun!!

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’ and the zebra replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’ he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, ‘Okay, okay, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the answer.’